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Funny tequila jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny tequila jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes tequilas. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about tequila are clean and safe for everyone. Share these tequila jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

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Did you hear there’s a Mexican version of Harper Lee’s classic novel?
How do you get a computer drunk?
How does Harry Potter order tequila shots?
I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila.
My wife stormed into the pub last night as me and the boys were downing shots of Tequila.
“You’re coming home now!” she screamed.
“No, I’m not,” I laughed.
She said, “I’m talking to the kids.”
What do they say about drinking too much tequila?
What do you call a dinosaur drinking Tequila?
What is an alcoholic’s favorite book?
What is an english teacher's favorite drink?
What is it called if you drink tequila inside a cave?
What's a Mexicans favorite book?
Why’d the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

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