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Back to DrinkDid you hear there’s a Mexican version of Harper Lee’s classic novel?Answer: It’s called Tequila Mockingbird!
How do you get a computer drunk?Answer: A screenshot of Tequila.
How does Harry Potter order tequila shots?Answer: Patron us!
I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila.
My wife stormed into the pub last night as me and the boys were downing shots of Tequila.
“You’re coming home now!” she screamed.
“No, I’m not,” I laughed.
She said, “I’m talking to the kids.”
What do they say about drinking too much tequila?Answer: I can't remember.
What do you call a dinosaur drinking Tequila?Answer: Tyrannosaurus Mex
What is an alcoholic’s favorite book?Answer: Tequila mockingbird.
What is an english teacher's favorite drink?Answer: Tequila Mockingbird
What is it called if you drink tequila inside a cave?Answer: A shot in the dark.
What's a Mexicans favorite book?Answer: Tequila mocking bird
Why’d the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?Answer: Tequila
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