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A ham and cheese sandwich and a banana walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.
The quickest way to become a nutritionist? Talk to a vegan. Suddenly everyone becomes an expert on food when they meet a vegan.
Waiter, this food tastes kind of funny?Answer: Then why aren't you laughing!
What did the boy say when he chased the food?Answer: That’s fast food!
What do you call a dumb omnivore?Answer: A meathead.
What do you call it when you see fruit punch and a cereal box?Answer: A food fight!
What part of a meal makes you the most sleepy?Answer: The nap-kin
What's worse than finding hair in your food?Answer: Finding out the chef is bald.
Where does food go when it commits a crime?Answer: Food Court!
Why are ghosts always hungry?Answer: Because the food goes right through them!
Why did the Hipster Chef burn his tongue?Answer: He ate his food before it was cool.
Why kind of food should you eat to increase your vision?Answer: Seafood
Why should you eat really fast?Answer: Because you might lose your appetite!
Why wasn’t there any food left after the Halloween party?Answer: Everyone was a goblin!
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