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A man was found dead in a vat of falafel dressing. Police are treating it as a hummuscide.
Did you hear about the carrot detective?Answer: He got to the root of every case!
Did you hear about the fruit who was convicted of armed robbery?Answer: Now he’s a waterfelon.
Did you hear about the guy who got arrested for vegetable theft?Answer: He took a leek in the garden!
How can you tell if you are in love?Answer: If they stole a pizza your heart.
How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?Answer: With burger alarms!
How much cash can you make robbing an Indian restaurant?Answer: As much as you can curry.
My wife has not spoken to me in three days.
I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a noise downstairs.
She nudged me and whispered, "Wake up, wake up!"
"What's the matter"? I asked.
"There are burglars in the kitchen.
I think they're eating the tuna casserole I made tonight."
"That'll teach them!" I replied.
What did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza?Answer: Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!
What do you call a cabbage’s murder?Answer: A slaw-ter
What do you call a dangerous burrito?Answer: Gangster wrap
What do you call a fruit that commits crimes?Answer: A waterfelon!
What do you call a person who randomly steals French pancakes?Answer: A crepetomaniac
What do you call a stolen sweet potato?Answer: A hot potato
What do you call a stolen yam?Answer: A hot potato
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