What do you call a warm milky drink that was stolen?Answer: Hot Chocolate!
What do you call candy that was stolen?Answer: Hot chocolate!
What do you call it when one chickpea murders another?Answer: A hummus-cide
What do you call it when you steal a bottle of Jack Daniel's?Answer: A Whiskey Move
What do you call someone who steals pigs?Answer: A ham-burglar.
What happened to the robber who robbed a bakery?Answer: He got caught BREAD handed!
What is the typical breakfast of a thief?Answer: Full of steel oats.
What kind of fruit is a crook?Answer: A Strobbery.
What kind of murderer has fibre?Answer: A cereal killer.
Where does a car thief go for a quick pork meal?Answer: To the chop shop.
Where does food go when it commits a crime?Answer: Food Court!
Why did the bread maker go to jail?Answer: She was caught beating an egg.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?Answer: Because he heard the cupcakes were rich.
Why did the coffee file a police report?Answer: It got mugged.
Why did the Golden Delicious go to jail?Answer: Because he was a rotten apple.
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