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Funny pig jokes
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What did the butcher say to the pig?Answer: Nice to meat you.
What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?Answer: You take me for grunted.
What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?Answer: I’m bacon!
What do pigs learn in the army?Answer: Ham to ham combat.
What do pigs like on their Chinese food?Answer: Sooey sauce.
What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors?Answer: History in the bacon.
What do you call a pig that does karate?Answer: Pork Chop!
What do you call a pig that gets fired from his job?Answer: Canned ham!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?Answer: He’s a pork chop.
What do you call a pig that’s wrong?Answer: Mistaken bacon
What do you call a pig thief?Answer: A hamburglar
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?Answer: Streaky bacon!
What do you call someone who steals pigs?Answer: A ham-burglar.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?Answer: A ham sandwich
What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?Answer: Ham and eggs!
What do you get when you cross a karate expert with a pig?Answer: A porkchop
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?Answer: Bacon and legs
What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?Answer: The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise?Answer: A slow-pork
What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?Answer: Bacon and Legs
What do you get when you play tug of war with a pig?Answer: Pulled Pork
What do you have left over after a pig eats a watermelon?Answer: Pork Rinds!
What is a pig’s favorite song?Answer: Don’t Go Bacon My Heart
What is the pig’s favorite magazine?Answer: Porks Illustrated
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?Answer: They love Hoggin Daz.
What soft drink do pigs like best?Answer: Root beer.
What would happen if pigs could fly?Answer: The price of bacon would skyrocket.
What’s the difference between men and pigs?Answer: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
When is a pig an ecologist?Answer: When he recycles garbage into ham.
Why did the farmer feed his pigs a mixture of sugar, vinegar, and soy sauce?Answer: He wanted sweet and sour pork.
Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?Answer: He wanted sweet and sour pork.
Why did the pig decide to stop sunbathing?Answer: He was bacon in the heat.
Why did the pig go into the kitchen?Answer: He felt like bacon.
Why did the pig go to the casino?Answer: Because he wanted to play the slop machines.
Why did the pig kill the farmer?Answer: To save his own bacon.
Why do pigs have nose rings?Answer: Because that makes it easier to make pulled pork.
Why was the pig hired at the restaurant?Answer: He was good at bacon burgers.
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