Funny pig jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny pig jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes pigs. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about pig are clean and safe for everyone. Share these pig jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

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Customer: "This is the third time I'm asking you, do you serve pigs in here?!"
Waiter: "Sir Please sit down, this is the 100th time I telling you, we serve everyone here."
Ham and eggs - A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
What did the butcher say to the pig?
What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?
What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?
What do pigs learn in the army?
What do pigs like on their Chinese food?
What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors?
What do you call a pig that does karate?
What do you call a pig that gets fired from his job?
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
What do you call a pig that’s wrong?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you call someone who steals pigs?

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