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Waiter: "Sir Please sit down, this is the 100th time I telling you, we serve everyone here."
Ham and eggs - A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
What did the butcher say to the pig?Answer: Nice to meat you.
What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?Answer: You take me for grunted.
What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?Answer: I’m bacon!
What do pigs learn in the army?Answer: Ham to ham combat.
What do pigs like on their Chinese food?Answer: Sooey sauce.
What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors?Answer: History in the bacon.
What do you call a pig that does karate?Answer: Pork Chop!
What do you call a pig that gets fired from his job?Answer: Canned ham!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?Answer: He’s a pork chop.
What do you call a pig that’s wrong?Answer: Mistaken bacon
What do you call a pig thief?Answer: A hamburglar
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?Answer: Streaky bacon!
What do you call someone who steals pigs?Answer: A ham-burglar.
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