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Back to FoodstuffDo you know why I always add Soya sauce to my rice?Answer: Because brown rice is healthier than white rice!
How did Kikkoman soy sauce move production to China?Answer: They outsauced it.
How did the man feel when he put too much sauce on his rice?Answer: He was over soyed.
If I have to hear any more jokes about soy sauce. I will Kikkoman!
My wife bought me soy sauce to help ease my depression. Kikkoman when he's down, I guess.
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?Answer: I’m soy into you.
What did the Chinese restaurant do when they ran out of soy sauce?Answer: They cooked like there was no tamari.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do pigs like on their Chinese food?Answer: Sooey sauce.
Why did the farmer feed his pigs a mixture of sugar, vinegar, and soy sauce?Answer: He wanted sweet and sour pork.
Why is soy sauce forbidden in fights?Answer: 'Cause you should never Kikkoman when he's down.
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