Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny gravy jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes Gravies. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about gravy are clean and safe for everyone. Share these gravy jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Back to FoodstuffGuest: "What's that fly doing in my gravy?"
Waiter: "Looks like breaststroke!"
How do you get your dog to like mashed potatoes?Answer: You gravy train
I like to keep my Thanksgiving dinner simple: turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, and veggies. Everything else is just gravy!
What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?Answer: If your papa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?Answer: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
What do you call a man with gravy and potatoes on his head?Answer: Stew
What does the ghost like on his roast beef?Answer: Grave-y
What is an undertaker's favourite condiment?Answer: Gravy
What kind of dog races on Thanksgiving?Answer: Gravyhounds
What's the deadliest of the sauces?Answer: Gravy
Why is it so easy for mashed potatoes to travel?Answer: They take the gravy train.
Why was the gravy sent to the principal’s office?Answer: He was acting saucy.
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