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Funny roast jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny roast jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes roasts. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about roast are clean and safe for everyone. Share these roast jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
What do lousy chefs use to tell them when a roast is done?
What does an English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning?
What does the ghost like on his roast beef?
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef?
What's the best way to burn vegetables?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

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