- Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup!
- Then we’ve served you too much soup, the fly should be wading.
Funny soup jokes
Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny soup jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes soups. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about soup are clean and safe for everyone. Share these soup jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud together!
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A man is at a restaurant. He orders soup.
Man: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren’t you laughing?
Customer: There’s a dead beetle in my soup!
Waiter: Sorry, we didn’t teach him to swim!
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup?Answer: They add firecrackers.
How did Reese eat her soup?Answer: Witherspoon
Is turkey soup good for you?Answer: Not if you're the turkey!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Soup
Soup who?
Superman!
The best way to make gold soup is to add 22 carrots.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup.
Yes, sir, I know - it’s the heat that kills them.
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?Answer: I love you pho real.
What did the chef do with his laddle after he got his first paycheck?Answer: He souped it up.
What do firefighters always put in their soup?Answer: Firecrackers
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub?Answer: It is called soup.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup?Answer: It is called won – ton!
What do you call a hero who loves soup?Answer: A soup-er hero!
What do you call the greatest royalty of Vietnamese noodle soup?Answer: The best PhoKing you'll ever know
What happens when you eat alphabet soup?Answer: You swallow your words.
What is a vampire’s favourite soup?Answer: Scream of mushroom
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef?Answer: Everyone would roast beef.
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Answer: Everyone can roast beef but nobody can pea soup!
What should you do if your soup is too hot?Answer: Add a chilly pepper.
What’s a ghost’s favourite soup?Answer: Scream of tomato.
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Answer: It’s easy to roast beef.
When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. ”Good heavens,” he said, ”what is this?” ”Why, it’s bean soup,” she replied. ”I don’t care what it has been,” he sputtered. ”What is it now?”
Why wouldn’t the vampire eat his soup?Answer: It clotted.
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