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- Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup!
- Then we’ve served you too much soup, the fly should be wading.
A man is at a restaurant. He orders soup.
Man: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren’t you laughing?
Customer: There’s a dead beetle in my soup!
Waiter: Sorry, we didn’t teach him to swim!
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup?Answer: They add firecrackers.
How did Reese eat her soup?Answer: Witherspoon
Is turkey soup good for you?Answer: Not if you're the turkey!
The best way to make gold soup is to add 22 carrots.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup.
Yes, sir, I know - it’s the heat that kills them.
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?Answer: I love you pho real.
What did the chef do with his laddle after he got his first paycheck?Answer: He souped it up.
What do firefighters always put in their soup?Answer: Firecrackers
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub?Answer: It is called soup.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup?Answer: It is called won – ton!
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