Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny kebab jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes kebabs. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about kebab are clean and safe for everyone. Share these kebab jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
How do you tell a kebab to be quiet?Answer: Shhh, kebab!
I ate a bad vegetarian kebab for lunch.Answer: Now I falafel.
What do you call a kebab made from venison?Answer: Donner kebab
What do you call a takeaway with dignity?Answer: An honour kebab
What do you call a Turkish baby?Answer: Kebab-y
What do you say to a Turkish baby that won’t be quiet?Answer: Shish Kebab-y
What is a Turkish librarian’s favorite food?Answer: A ssssssshhh kebab.
What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?Answer: Donor Kebab
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