Funny noodle jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny noodle jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes noodles. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about noodle are clean and safe for everyone. Share these noodle jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?
How much do Chinese noodles weigh?
If fresh noodles are noodles, what are expired noodles called?
What are the mafia's most favorite noodles?
What do lazy noodles do?
What do you call a fake noodle?
What do you call a noodle bowl that was accidentally made much smaller than intended?
What do you call the European king who became a noodle chef?
What do you call the greatest royalty of Vietnamese noodle soup?
What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating noodles?
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
What’s a cannibal’s favorite kind of noodle?
Where do poor Italian noodle makers live?
Which type of noodles did the nondrinker eat?
Who invented spaghetti?

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