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How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?Answer: Ramen
How much do Chinese noodles weigh?Answer: Wonton
If fresh noodles are noodles, what are expired noodles called?Answer: Oldles
What are the mafia's most favorite noodles?Answer: Pasta asciutta
What do lazy noodles do?Answer: They lasagna couch and do nothing!
What do you call a fake noodle?Answer: An Impasta.
What do you call a noodle bowl that was accidentally made much smaller than intended?Answer: A pho cup
What do you call the European king who became a noodle chef?Answer: Chowlemein
What do you call the greatest royalty of Vietnamese noodle soup?Answer: The best PhoKing you'll ever know
What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating noodles?Answer: Pasta la vista baby!
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?Answer: Roman noodles.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite kind of noodle?Answer: Rawmen
Where do poor Italian noodle makers live?Answer: In the Spaghetto.
Which type of noodles did the nondrinker eat?Answer: Soba
Who invented spaghetti?Answer: Someone who used their noodle!
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