Funny bowl jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny bowl jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes bowls. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about bowl are clean and safe for everyone. Share these bowl jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

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How does Salvador Dali start his mornings?
It's a sunny morning in a big forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars. Mommy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch and screams, "For gosh sakes, how many times do we have to go through this crap? I haven't made the porridge yet!"
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
What did Forrest Gump say to his bowl of pasta?
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado when the dip bowl was empty?
What do you call a noodle bowl that was accidentally made much smaller than intended?
Where do bananas like to go swimming?
Why can’t the Minnesota Vikings eat cereal for breakfast?
Why did the monster put the cook in a bowl?
Why did the woman eat a bowl of blueberries at the bank?
Why was the apple uncomfortable in the fruit bowl?
Why was the Italian chef so stressed?
Yo mama was so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

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