Funny bowl jokes

How does Salvador Dali start his mornings?

Answer: With a bowl of "Surreal".

It's a sunny morning in a big forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars. Mommy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch and screams, "For gosh sakes, how many times do we have to go through this crap? I haven't made the porridge yet!"

The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.

What did Forrest Gump say to his bowl of pasta?

Answer: I love you, penne!

What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?

Answer: I love you pho real.

What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado when the dip bowl was empty?

Answer: We’ve hit guac bottom!

What do you call a noodle bowl that was accidentally made much smaller than intended?

Answer: A pho cup

Where do bananas like to go swimming?

Answer: In a cereal bowl

Why can’t the Minnesota Vikings eat cereal for breakfast?

Answer: They choke when they get too close to a bowl.

Why did the monster put the cook in a bowl?

Answer: He wanted a chef salad.

Why did the woman eat a bowl of blueberries at the bank?

Answer: She wanted to eat rich food.

Why was the apple uncomfortable in the fruit bowl?

Answer: Pear pressure

Why was the Italian chef so stressed?

Answer: Because his job was in pasta bowl.

Yo mama was so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.