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Funny pasta jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny pasta jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes pastas. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about pasta are clean and safe for everyone. Share these pasta jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
Did you hear about the italian cook?
Did you hear about the man who choked on his lasagna dinner?
How did the pasta chef get locked out of his house?
How do you say goodbye to an Italian chef?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pass the Pizza we're hungry!
Leaving work, my coworker said, "Hasta lasagna!"
I replied, "Pasta la vista!"
What are the mafia's most favorite noodles?
What did Forrest Gump say to his bowl of pasta?
What did mummy pasta say to baby pasta?
What did the pasta say to the green bean?
What did the pasta say to the tomato?
What did the penne say to the macaroni when they were walking slowly?
What do Italians say about pasta?
What do you call a flirty macaroni?

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