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I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits.
What do ghost eat for dinner?Answer: Spooketti
What do you call a plate of spaghetti that looks like blood and guts?Answer: Creepypasta!
What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating spaghetti?Answer: Pasta la vista, baby!
What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?Answer: Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork.
What's the most relaxing type of pasta?Answer: Spa-ghetti
Where do poor Italian noodle makers live?Answer: In the Spaghetto.
Where do spaghetti and sauce go to dance?Answer: The meat ball
Who invented spaghetti?Answer: Someone who used their noodle!
Why did everyone think the spaghetti was flirting?Answer: It was just a little too saucy!
Why don’t Italians have BBQs?Answer: The spaghetti falls through the grill.
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