Funny biscuit jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny biscuit jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes biscuits. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about biscuit are clean and safe for everyone. Share these biscuit jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

How does Bob Marley like his biscuits?
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits.
Stefano Gabbana
What did the biscuit say when he fell off the shelf?
What did the biscuit say when it got run over?
What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?
What do you call a biscuit that's terrible at playing the guitar?
What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
What’s the difference between a biscuit and a monster?
Why did the biscuit cry?
Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?
Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit?

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