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How does Bob Marley like his biscuits?Answer: With jam in?
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits.
What did the biscuit say when he fell off the shelf?Answer: Oh Crumbs
What did the biscuit say when it got run over?Answer: Nothing. Biscuits can’t talk.
What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?Answer: Crumbs!
What do you call a biscuit that's terrible at playing the guitar?Answer: A dodgy jammer!
What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?Answer: Noise
What’s the difference between a biscuit and a monster?Answer: You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
Why did the biscuit cry?Answer: His mum had been a wafer too long.
Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?Answer: Because he went crackers.
Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit?Answer: They are both ginger nuts!
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