Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny dough jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes doughs. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about dough are clean and safe for everyone. Share these dough jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Did you hear about the guy who took a second job as a pizza chef?Answer: He kneaded the dough
How did that avocado baker make bread?Answer: With avoca-dough.
If brownie mix is on first base, pudding on second, and cookie dough on third base, who is hitting at the plate?Answer: The cake batter.
What did the bread dough say to the lonely baker?Answer: It’s nice to be kneaded.
What did the gingerbread man say when his house burned down?Answer: Dang that cost me a lot of dough.
What did the pastry chef say to his boss to get a raise?Answer: I knead dough
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?Answer: Doughnut hole me back.
What did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza?Answer: Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!
What did the yeast confess to the bag of flour?Answer: I loaf you dough much!
What do bakers make dill bread from?Answer: Dill dough
What do bakers play at their lunch break?Answer: Tic Tac Dough!
What do you call a cute donut?Answer: Adoughrable
What do you call money made in the Pickle Industry?Answer: Dill Dough
What holiday celebrates the rising of dough?Answer: Yeaster
What is the best paying job in the world?Answer: I don’t know, but pizza chefs sure make a lot of dough
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