Funny dough jokes

Did you hear about the guy who took a second job as a pizza chef?

Answer: He kneaded the dough

How did that avocado baker make bread?

Answer: With avoca-dough.

If brownie mix is on first base, pudding on second, and cookie dough on third base, who is hitting at the plate?

Answer: The cake batter.

What did the bread dough say to the lonely baker?

Answer: It’s nice to be kneaded.

What did the gingerbread man say when his house burned down?

Answer: Dang that cost me a lot of dough.

What did the pastry chef say to his boss to get a raise?

Answer: I knead dough

What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?

Answer: Doughnut hole me back.

What did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza?

Answer: Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!

What did the yeast confess to the bag of flour?

Answer: I loaf you dough much!

What do bakers make dill bread from?

Answer: Dill dough

What do bakers play at their lunch break?

Answer: Tic Tac Dough!

What do you call a cute donut?

Answer: Adoughrable

What do you call money made in the Pickle Industry?

Answer: Dill Dough

What holiday celebrates the rising of dough?

Answer: Yeaster

What is the best paying job in the world?

Answer: I don’t know, but pizza chefs sure make a lot of dough

What kind of dough does a gamer use?

Answer: Nintedough

Whats the difference between a baker, and someone who is addicted to watching 'The Simpsons'?

Answer: One kneed's Dough, and the other needs Doh!

Which martial art is the bakers favorite?

Answer: Tae Kwon Dough

Why can't cookies dough hold a steady job?

Answer: Because it's always getting baked.

Why couldn’t the baker buy more bread?

Answer: Because he didn’t have enough dough!

Why did the baker get a second job?

Answer: He needed some extra dough.

Why did the baker open a tortilla factory?

Answer: For the extra dough!

Why did the bread maker take a second job?

Answer: She wanted to make some extra dough.

Why did the chef cover Pete with dough, sauce and pepperoni?

Answer: Because Pete’s a pan.

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut company?

Answer: She was fed up with the hole business!

Why did the man go into the pizza business?

Answer: He wanted to make some dough.

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

Answer: To raise some dough!

Why is dough another word for money?

Answer: Because everyone kneads it.