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Back to FoodIf brownie mix is on first base, pudding on second, and cookie dough on third base, who is hitting at the plate?Answer: The cake batter.
Waiter, waiter! What’s this on my plate?
I don’t know sir. All bugs look the same to me.
What did one plate say to the other plate?Answer: Lunch is on me!
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?Answer: To brie or not to brie.
What do earthquakes like to eat dinner on?Answer: Tectonic plates
What do you call a pea that falls off your plate?Answer: An Esca-pea!
What do you call a plate of spaghetti that looks like blood and guts?Answer: Creepypasta!
What is a dog's favorite food?Answer: Anything that is on your plate!
What plates do they use in space?Answer: Satellite dishes
What's the most desirable kitchen appliance?Answer: A "hot" plate.
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?Answer: Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?
Where do bad plates go to after they've broken?Answer: Helsinki
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