Funny kitchen jokes

A tree falls on a woman. Does it make a sound?

Answer: Idk. The better question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Did you hear about the fight in the kitchen?

Answer: A fish got battered.

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

Answer: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Husband: Honey, I broke a glass in the kitchen.

The wife: I am coming with the broom.

Husband: It ain't urgent. You can come on foot.

I asked my wife: "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

She said: "Somewhere I have never been!"

I told her: "How about the kitchen?"

It may be illegal to steal kitchen utensils, but what can I say?

Answer: I'm a whisk taker

My wife has not spoken to me in three days.
I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a noise downstairs.
She nudged me and whispered, "Wake up, wake up!"
"What's the matter"? I asked.
"There are burglars in the kitchen.
I think they're eating the tuna casserole I made tonight."
"That'll teach them!" I replied.

What do you call 2 chefs working together in the same kitchen?

Answer: Taste Buds

What music do chefs play in the kitchen?

Answer: Wok N Roll

What sneaks around the kitchen on Christmas Eve?

Answer: Mince spies.

What's the most desirable kitchen appliance?

Answer: A "hot" plate.

Why can't women ski?

Answer: There is no snow between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Answer: Because he used a non-stick pan.