Funny kitchen jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny kitchen jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes kitchens. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about kitchen are clean and safe for everyone. Share these kitchen jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

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A tree falls on a woman. Does it make a sound?
Did you hear about the fight in the kitchen?
How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
Husband: Honey, I broke a glass in the kitchen.

The wife: I am coming with the broom.

Husband: It ain't urgent. You can come on foot.
I asked my wife: "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

She said: "Somewhere I have never been!"

I told her: "How about the kitchen?"
It is funny how my wife waits for me in the kitchen all night till I come back from the pub....just to ask me what time it is.
It may be illegal to steal kitchen utensils, but what can I say?
My wife has not spoken to me in three days.
I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a noise downstairs.
She nudged me and whispered, "Wake up, wake up!"
"What's the matter"? I asked.
"There are burglars in the kitchen.
I think they're eating the tuna casserole I made tonight."
"That'll teach them!" I replied.
Our kitchen is so small we can only use condensed milk.
What do you call 2 chefs working together in the same kitchen?
What music do chefs play in the kitchen?
What sneaks around the kitchen on Christmas Eve?
What's the most desirable kitchen appliance?
Why can't women ski?
Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

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