Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny chips jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes Chips. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about chips are clean and safe for everyone. Share these chips jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
A push up bra is like a bag of chips, you open the bag and it's half empty.
Don’t eat someone else’s cheesy chips. They’re nachos.
How did the guacamole get to outer space?Answer: On a rocket chip.
How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?Answer: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Potatoes make french fries, chips and vodka. It's like the other vegetables are not even trying.
What are Siris favorite kind of chips?Answer: Computer chips!
What did the hungry computer eat?Answer: Chips, one byte at a time.
What did the tortilla chip say to the guacamole?Answer: You are all I avo wanted.
What do you call a monkey who makes sweet potato chips?Answer: A Chipmunk
What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?Answer: A macho nacho.
What do you call it when 2 chips fall in love?Answer: A relation-dip.
What does Pac-Man eat with his chips?Answer: Guacawakamole
What has 22 legs and goes crunch crunch crunch?Answer: A soccer team eating potato chips.
What is the foot's favourite type of chips?Answer: Dori-toes
What kind of chips wear flip-flops?Answer: Free-toes
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