Funny dressing jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny dressing jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes dressings. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about dressing are clean and safe for everyone. Share these dressing jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

A man was found dead in a vat of falafel dressing. Police are treating it as a hummuscide.
What did the dressing say to the refrigerator?
What dressing do cruise directors put on their salad?
What dressing does Popeye put on his salad?
What is a Honeymoon Salad?
What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?
What's a vampire's favourite salad dressing?
Why did the blueberry turn red?
Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?
Why did the burrito blush?
Why did the tomato blush?
Why should you always knock on the refrigerator door before opening it?
Why was the green bean ashamed?

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