Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny dressing jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes dressings. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about dressing are clean and safe for everyone. Share these dressing jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
A man was found dead in a vat of falafel dressing. Police are treating it as a hummuscide.
What did the dressing say to the refrigerator?Answer: Shut the door I am dressing!
What dressing do cruise directors put on their salad?Answer: Thousand Island
What dressing does Popeye put on his salad?Answer: Olive Oyl.
What is a Honeymoon Salad?Answer: Lettuce alone, with no dressing!
What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?Answer: Lettuce alone without dressing.
What's a vampire's favourite salad dressing?Answer: Italian VEINaigrette!
Why did the blueberry turn red?Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?Answer: Because he saw the salad dressing.
Why did the burrito blush?Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the tomato blush?Answer: Because he saw the salad dressing.
Why should you always knock on the refrigerator door before opening it?Answer: There might be a salad dressing.
Why was the green bean ashamed?Answer: It saw the cranberry dressing.
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