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Funny falafel jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny falafel jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes falafels. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about falafel are clean and safe for everyone. Share these falafel jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

A man was found dead in a vat of falafel dressing. Police are treating it as a hummuscide.
Did it hurt when you falafel from heaven?
Did you hear about the chickpeas who took a tumble?
I ate a bad vegetarian kebab for lunch.
I had Mediterranean food for breakfast, now I falafel.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Falafel.
Falafel who?
Falafel about the fight!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Falafel.
Falafel who?
Falafel my bike and hurt my leg.
Two chickpeas are walking down the street when one chickpea starts to vomit.
The other chickpea asks, "Are you okay?" and the chickpea answers, "No, I falafel."
What did the chickpea say when it got a stomach ache?
What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?
What did the sad chickpea say?
What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?
What do middle eastern people say when they feel hungover?
Why do chickpeas hate being pulverized to bits and rolled into balls?

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