A man was found dead in a vat of falafel dressing. Police are treating it as a hummuscide.
Funny falafel jokes
Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny falafel jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes falafels. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about falafel are clean and safe for everyone. Share these falafel jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud together!
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Did it hurt when you falafel from heaven?
Did you hear about the chickpeas who took a tumble?Answer: It was falafel.
I ate a bad vegetarian kebab for lunch.Answer: Now I falafel.
I had Mediterranean food for breakfast, now I falafel.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Falafel.
Falafel who?
Falafel about the fight!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Falafel.
Falafel who?
Falafel my bike and hurt my leg.
So, I went up to my friend who just fought me and said, "I stole your cookie, but I falafel!"
Two chickpeas are walking down the street when one chickpea starts to vomit.
The other chickpea asks, "Are you okay?" and the chickpea answers, "No, I falafel."
What did the chickpea say when it got a stomach ache?Answer: I falafel
What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?Answer: I ate too many chickpeas, now I falafel.
What did the sad chickpea say?Answer: I falafel
What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?Answer: I falafel
What do middle eastern people say when they feel hungover?Answer: I falafel
Why do chickpeas hate being pulverized to bits and rolled into balls?Answer: Because it makes them falafel.
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