Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny tortilla jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes tortillas. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about tortilla are clean and safe for everyone. Share these tortilla jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Have you heard the joke about the tortilla?Answer: It was corny.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
If a tortilla chip had a bad day what would cheese say to it?Answer: Boy, nacho day!
Maple butter spread on a tortilla is absolutely delightful.
What did the cold tortilla say?Answer: Brrrrrrrrrito!
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado when the dip bowl was empty?Answer: We’ve hit guac bottom!
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado?Answer: Well, this is guacward.
What does a depressed tortilla say?Answer: I don’t wanna taco ’bout it.
What does a tortilla chip say when it’s having an allergic reaction?Answer: Na-choo
What is a tortilla chip's favorite dance?Answer: The salsa
Why did the baker open a tortilla factory?Answer: For the extra dough!
Why do tortillas get such a bad wrap?Answer: Because they are so corny.
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