Funny sushi jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny sushi jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes sushis. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about sushi are clean and safe for everyone. Share these sushi jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

Are you sushi? Because I like it raw.
At what age did the world's greatest sushi chef begin his training?
Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?
How does Lady Gaga like her sushi?
I really like your cool demeanor. Wasabi my valentine?
My girlfriend hated my obsession with Japanese food. Sushi left me.
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
What did sushi A say to sushi B when they met?
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?
What did the sushi say to the bee?
What do sushi makers have in common with Spanish pirates?
What is a cat’s favorite sushi roll?
What's a soldier's favorite type of sushi?
Why did the sushi roll make first chair in the orchestra?
Why does some sushi have the rice on the inside of the seaweed wrap?

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