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How do you call a pastry chef who came up with a new recipe for a cake?Answer: A pieoneer
How do you strike fear into a pie?Answer: With a very cherry movie.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?Answer: 3.142
How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?Answer: 3.14
In addition to fruit trees, what do pie bakers like to plant in their gardens?Answer: Many varieties of flours!
What did the apple say to the apple pie?Answer: You’ve got some crust.
What did the pumpkin say to the pie baker?Answer: Use apples instead.
What did the scarecrow bring to Thanksgiving dinner?Answer: Straw-berry pie!
What do you call a cake containing pineapples?Answer: A pie-napple
What do you call an Apple pie that's smoking a joint?Answer: A baked apple pie!
What do you get when you cross a snake with a pie?Answer: A pie-thon
What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?Answer: Pi
What is Mario's favorite dessert?Answer: Peach pie
What is the most favorite dessert of Mario?Answer: Peach pie.
What is the most important thing in a pie?Answer: The fork
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