Funny peach jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny peach jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes Peaches. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about peach are clean and safe for everyone. Share these peach jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

Did you hear about the fruit that gave people a warm fuzzy feeling all over?
Did you hear the joke about the peach?
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
What did the eggplant say to the peach?
What do you call the time in between eating peaches?
What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?
What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
What is Donald Trump’s least favorite flavor of ice cream?
What is Mario's favorite dessert?
What is the most favorite dessert of Mario?
What is the most popular fruit character in the gaming world?
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend?
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion?
Why did the nectarine have a hair transplant?
Why was the peach acting funny?

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