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Did you hear about the fruit that gave people a warm fuzzy feeling all over?Answer: She was a real peach
Did you hear the joke about the peach?Answer: It’s pit-iful!
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
What did the eggplant say to the peach?Answer: Can I hop in your peachiness?
What do you call the time in between eating peaches?Answer: A pit-stop.
What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?Answer: Something punny.
What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?Answer: Peach gobbler.
What is Donald Trump’s least favorite flavor of ice cream?Answer: Peach Mint
What is Mario's favorite dessert?Answer: Peach pie
What is the most favorite dessert of Mario?Answer: Peach pie.
What is the most popular fruit character in the gaming world?Answer: It is the Peach Princess in Mario.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend?Answer: You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion?Answer: Speachless
Why did the nectarine have a hair transplant?Answer: Because it wanted to be a peach!
Why was the peach acting funny?Answer: Because it was all fuzzy.
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