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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
How do you tell the difference between a walrus and an orange?Answer: Put your arms around it and squeeze it. If you don't get orange juice, it's a walrus.
If apples come from an apple tree, and oranges come from an orange tree, where do chickens come from?Answer: A pouI-tree.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Orange juice!
Orange juice who?
Orange juice sorry you asked?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?Answer: Look round!
What did one orange ask another orange?Answer: Do you speak Mandarin?
What did one orange say to the other orange?Answer: Do you speak Mandarin?
What did the lime say to the grapefruit?Answer: Orange you glad you're not a lemon?
What do you get if you cross an orange with a mouse?Answer: A pipsqueak
What does an orange do when it takes a test?Answer: It concentrates!
What does an orange sweat?Answer: Orange juice.
What is Dracula's favorite fruit?Answer: A Blood Orange
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