Funny chinese jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny chinese jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes chineses. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about chinese are clean and safe for everyone. Share these chinese jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

Did you hear Aerosmith just wrote a Chinese cookbook?
How did Kikkoman soy sauce move production to China?
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea?
How much do Chinese noodles weigh?
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
The son is in the kitchen when his mother walks in carrying a wok.

He grunts, "Oh, good. I love Chinese food."

His mother says, "What are talking about, Chinese food? I’m gonna use this thing to iron your shirts."
What did one orange ask another orange?
What did the Chinese restaurant do when they ran out of soy sauce?
What do pigs like on their Chinese food?
What do they call a cup of coffee in China?
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup?
What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?
What does an Italian chef make in a Chinese restaurant?
What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese restaurant?
Why can't Chinese barbecue?

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