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Did you hear Aerosmith just wrote a Chinese cookbook?Answer: Wok This Way!
How did Kikkoman soy sauce move production to China?Answer: They outsauced it.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea?Answer: Oolong time
How much do Chinese noodles weigh?Answer: Wonton
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
The son is in the kitchen when his mother walks in carrying a wok.
He grunts, "Oh, good. I love Chinese food."
His mother says, "What are talking about, Chinese food? I’m gonna use this thing to iron your shirts."
What did one orange ask another orange?Answer: Do you speak Mandarin?
What did the Chinese restaurant do when they ran out of soy sauce?Answer: They cooked like there was no tamari.
What do pigs like on their Chinese food?Answer: Sooey sauce.
What do they call a cup of coffee in China?Answer: A cup of Zhou
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup?Answer: It is called won – ton!
What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?Answer: Coloured eggrolls!
What does an Italian chef make in a Chinese restaurant?Answer: Ciao Mein.
What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese restaurant?Answer: Hop suey!
Why can't Chinese barbecue?Answer: Because the rice falls through the grill.
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