Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny coffee jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes coffees. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about coffee are clean and safe for everyone. Share these coffee jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
How are coffee beans like teenagers?Answer: They’re always getting grounded!
How did the hipster burn his tongue?Answer: He drank his coffee before it was cool.
How does a coffee lover hit on a woman?Answer: I’ve been thinking about you a latte.
How does Moses make coffee?Answer: Hebrews it.
How does Moses make his coffee?Answer: Hebrews it.
How is it a sin for a woman to make coffee?Answer: The Bible clearly says “He-brews”
Waiter: ”Would you like your coffee black?”
Customer: ”What other colors do you have?”
What did the coffee addict say to his doctor?Answer: I don’t have a problem with coffee. I have a problem without it!
What did the coffee say after the donut asked him a math problem?Answer: I donut know.
What did the coffee say to the cream?Answer: I can not espresso my feelings for you but I love your latte.
What do chocolate, men, and coffee have in common?Answer: They’re only good if they’re rich!
What do Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common?Answer: They both suck without Cream.
What do they call a cup of coffee in China?Answer: A cup of Zhou
What do you call a cow that has just given birth?Answer: De-calf-inated!
What do you call a sad coffee?Answer: Despresso
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