Funny coffee jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny coffee jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes coffees. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about coffee are clean and safe for everyone. Share these coffee jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

How are coffee beans like teenagers?
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
How does a coffee lover hit on a woman?
How does Moses make coffee?
How does Moses make his coffee?
How is it a sin for a woman to make coffee?
Waiter: ”Would you like your coffee black?”
Customer: ”What other colors do you have?”
What did the coffee addict say to his doctor?
What did the coffee say after the donut asked him a math problem?
What did the coffee say to the cream?
What do chocolate, men, and coffee have in common?
What do Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common?
What do they call a cup of coffee in China?
What do you call a cow that has just given birth?
What do you call a sad coffee?

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