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A trooper pulls over a priest and immediately smells alcohol on his breath. The next thing he notices is an empty wine bottle lying on the passenger seat.
“Have you been drinking?” The officer asks.
“Just water,” says the priest.
“Then why do I smell wine?”
The priest looks at the bottle and shouts, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”
Every time I take a drink from a bottle, it keeps pouring back. Must be spring water.
How do you get the water in a watermelon?Answer: Plant it in the spring.
How do you lead a horse to water?Answer: With lots of carrots.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water. Number one. And number two.
What can you always substitute for ice in recipe?Answer: Frozen water
What day should you drink water?Answer: Thirstday (Thursday)
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?Answer: Water you doing today?
What did the bottle of water say to the spy?Answer: The name’s Bond … Hydrogen bond.
What do people in London call maple syrup?Answer: Canada water
What do you drink if you're thirsty in dance class?Answer: Tap water.
What do you get when you cross bean sprouts, peanut sauce and a Disney water park?Answer: Thai-food legume
What doe Holy Water and Whiskey have in common?Answer: They both burn on the way down.
What runs but never gets tired?Answer: Water
What water yields award winning Celery plants?Answer: Perspiration
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