Funny water jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny water jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes waters. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about water are clean and safe for everyone. Share these water jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

A trooper pulls over a priest and immediately smells alcohol on his breath. The next thing he notices is an empty wine bottle lying on the passenger seat.

“Have you been drinking?” The officer asks.

“Just water,” says the priest.

“Then why do I smell wine?”

The priest looks at the bottle and shouts, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”
Every time I take a drink from a bottle, it keeps pouring back. Must be spring water.
How do you get the water in a watermelon?
How do you lead a horse to water?
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water. Number one. And number two.
What can you always substitute for ice in recipe?
What day should you drink water?
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
What did the bottle of water say to the spy?
What do people in London call maple syrup?
What do you drink if you're thirsty in dance class?
What do you get when you cross bean sprouts, peanut sauce and a Disney water park?
What doe Holy Water and Whiskey have in common?
What runs but never gets tired?
What water yields award winning Celery plants?

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