Funny watermelon jokes

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Watermelon Farmer
A successful watermelon farmer is having some trouble. Some kids keep stealing his crops at night while he sleeping.

To scare them away he makes a sign saying "Caution: One of these watermelons are poisoned".

The next morning, he wakes up to this sign: "Caution: Now two of these watermelons are poisoned".
Besides watermelon, there should be windmelon, firemelon and earthmelon. The four elemelons.
Did you hear about the fruit who was convicted of armed robbery?
Did you hear about the watermelon who starred in a telanovella?
Did you hear the joke about the watermelon?
How do you get the water in a watermelon?
I almost secretly married a watermelon, but I canteloupe.
I once attended the saddest watermelon funeral I’ve ever been to. I gotta say, I’ve never seen anything so meloncholy in my life.
The watermelon plant didn’t like sharing a garden with passion vines; but they started to grow on him.
There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
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They asked how the watermelon farmer felt after winning the lottery; clever bugger said he felt like a melon bucks.
What did the fruit write on his Valentine’s card?
What did the Watermelon say to the Honey Dew when he asked her to run away and get married?
What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?
What do you call a fruit that commits crimes?

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