Latest food jokes

What can you never eat for breakfast?

Answer: Dinner

What looks like half apple?

Answer: The other half.

What do you put on a dead fruits gravestone?

Answer: R.I.P.E

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Answer: Lettuce turnip the beet!

How does the German baker greet his customers?

Answer: Gluten Morgen

A mushroom walk into a party and the bouncer said sorry there is not enough room.
Then the mushroom replies 'oh ok but I don't take up muchroom!'

How do you kill a vegetarian vampire?

Answer: With a steak to the heart.

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

Answer: Because his mother was in a jam.

What do they call a cup of coffee in China?

Answer: A cup of Zhou

What is the most attractive drink?

Answer: A hot chocolate

What is a pizza's favorite type of talk?

Answer: A pep talk!

What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Answer: Everyone can roast beef but nobody can pea soup!

Recently, the first pizza was delivered to astronauts aboard the International Space Station. I’d make a joke about it, but it would be too cheesy.

You’ve heard of Newton’s Laws but have you heard of Cole’s Law?

Answer: It’s really tasty, it goes well with salad.

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Who's there?
Ear!
Ear who?
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