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What can you never eat for breakfast?Answer: Dinner
What looks like half apple?Answer: The other half.
What do you put on a dead fruits gravestone?Answer: R.I.P.E
What did the vegetables say at the garden party?Answer: Lettuce turnip the beet!
How does the German baker greet his customers?Answer: Gluten Morgen
A mushroom walk into a party and the bouncer said sorry there is not enough room.
Then the mushroom replies 'oh ok but I don't take up muchroom!'
How do you kill a vegetarian vampire?Answer: With a steak to the heart.
Why did the strawberry cross the road?Answer: Because his mother was in a jam.
What do they call a cup of coffee in China?Answer: A cup of Zhou
What is the most attractive drink?Answer: A hot chocolate
What is a pizza's favorite type of talk?Answer: A pep talk!
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Answer: Everyone can roast beef but nobody can pea soup!
Recently, the first pizza was delivered to astronauts aboard the International Space Station. I’d make a joke about it, but it would be too cheesy.
You’ve heard of Newton’s Laws but have you heard of Cole’s Law?Answer: It’s really tasty, it goes well with salad.
Ears looking at you kid!