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What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers
What do breads do in the morning?Answer: Rise and shine
Why did the cookie lay down?Answer: Because he was feeling crumby.
Jean-Claude Van Damme is "the muscles from Brussels." Who are his kids?Answer: Brussels sprouts
Why did the man buy some food?
Did you hear about the italian cook?Answer: He pasta way!
Yo mama's so fat even Dora the Explorer couldn't explore her.
What can you never eat for breakfast?Answer: Dinner
What looks like half apple?Answer: The other half.
What do you put on a dead fruits gravestone?Answer: R.I.P.E
What did the vegetables say at the garden party?Answer: Lettuce turnip the beet!