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2021-10-21 14:18:31
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?
Lettuce, Salad
Submitted by Mia
2021-10-21 14:17:18
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Burger, Fast food
Submitted by ~????~
2021-10-21 14:16:31
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?
Cuisine, Tea
Submitted by Mia
2021-10-21 14:15:50
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?
Soy sauce, Sushi
Submitted by Sushi Mike
2021-10-09 09:00:53
What do you call to bananas on the floor?
Banana
Submitted by me
2021-10-09 08:59:03
What do breads do in the morning?
Bread, Breakfast
Submitted by Jaker
2021-10-09 08:58:28
Why did the cookie lay down?
Cookie
Submitted by Jaker
2021-10-09 08:57:59
Jean-Claude Van Damme is "the muscles from Brussels." Who are his kids?
Alcohol, Brussels Sprout, Celebrity
Submitted by Moa
2021-10-09 08:56:55
Why did the man buy some food?
Show answer
Food
Submitted by Ollie
2021-10-09 08:56:26
Did you hear about the italian cook?
Italian, Pasta
Submitted by Knut Erik
2021-10-09 08:55:55
Yo mama's so fat even Dora the Explorer couldn't explore her.
Yo mama
Submitted by roberto
2020-11-28 17:40:56
What can you never eat for breakfast?
Breakfast, Dinner
Submitted by Griffith
2020-11-28 17:39:36
What looks like half apple?
Apple
Submitted by Jocke
2020-11-28 17:39:07
What do you put on a dead fruits gravestone?
Fruit
Submitted by Jocke
2020-11-28 17:38:41
What did the vegetables say at the garden party?
Beet, Garden, Lettuce
Submitted by rumble