A sandwich walk into a bar and the waiter says we don't serve food here.
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Are there any rotis left?Answer: No, there's naan
Patron calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, there is a worm in my salad"
Waiter looks around and say. "Ok but please dont tell the others,then they also want"
Never be burnt and baked
Just be crunchy and happy!
Do I like ice cream?Answer: You sherbet I do!
Why didn't the M&M pass its test?Answer: Because he wasn't a smartie!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Peas!
Peas who?
I peas ma pants!
Yo mama got a cow, but it mad at her so she had a beef to pick with it.
So, I went up to my friend who just fought me and said, "I stole your cookie, but I falafel!"
McDonald's once partnered with Star Wars and made Wookie burgers. But they had to take them off the menu because they got complaints that they were too Chewy.
What do you call a bitten berry?Answer: Blueberry
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Breakfast
Breakfast who?
Stop eating your 2nd breakfast
Why did tomato get in trouble?Answer: Because it walked in on ranch dressing!
Did you know why bacon exists in ROBLOX?Answer: That is because BACON hairs have bacon one them
Who has traveled all over the world?Answer: Al Cohol - he’s everywhere.