Funny salad jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny salad jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes salads. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about salad are clean and safe for everyone. Share these salad jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

A man goes to the Doctor with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his ear. “That looks nasty,” says the doctor. “Nasty?” replies the man, “this is just the tip of the iceberg!”
Did you hear about the salad race?
Excuse me, where can I find the caesar salads?
Guest: Waiter there's a snail in my salad!
Waiter: That's okay, sir. Snail don't eat much.
How do you make a salad wrap?
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
What did the salad say to the fruit?
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?
What did the salad say to the pineapple?
What does cabbage say at the salad bar?
What dressing do cruise directors put on their salad?
What dressing does Popeye put on his salad?
What is a Creeper's favourite food?
What is a Honeymoon Salad?
What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

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