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A man goes to the Doctor with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his ear. “That looks nasty,” says the doctor. “Nasty?” replies the man, “this is just the tip of the iceberg!”
Did you hear about the salad race?Answer: The lettuce was ahead and the tomato tried to ketchup!
Excuse me, where can I find the caesar salads?Answer: In the caesarian section!
Guest: Waiter there's a snail in my salad!
Waiter: That's okay, sir. Snail don't eat much.
How do you make a salad wrap?Answer: By adding some beets...
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
What did the salad say to the fruit?Answer: You look grape today!
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
What did the salad say to the pineapple?Answer: Lettuce be friends!
What does cabbage say at the salad bar?Answer: Lettuce pray.
What dressing do cruise directors put on their salad?Answer: Thousand Island
What dressing does Popeye put on his salad?Answer: Olive Oyl.
What is a Creeper's favourite food?Answer: Sssssalad
What is a Honeymoon Salad?Answer: Lettuce alone, with no dressing!
What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?Answer: Lettuce alone without dressing.
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