What kind of salads do robots like?Answer: Those with ice-borg lettuce!
What's a vampire's favourite salad dressing?Answer: Italian VEINaigrette!
What's on a honeymoon salad?Answer: Lettuce alone with no dressin.
Where did the broccoli go to buy a few drinks?Answer: The salad bar!
Where did the taco go for drinks?Answer: The Salad Bar!
Where do cucumbers go for a date?Answer: The salad bar
Who’s in charge of salads around here, anyway?Answer: That would be the head of lettuce!
Why did the blueberry turn red?Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?Answer: Because he saw the salad dressing.
Why did the burrito blush?Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the tomato blush?Answer: Because he saw the salad dressing.
Why should you always knock on the refrigerator door before opening it?Answer: There might be a salad dressing.
You say you make a great caesar salad, but that romaines to be seen.
You’ve heard of Newton’s Laws but have you heard of Cole’s Law?Answer: It’s really tasty, it goes well with salad.
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