Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny taco jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes tacos. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about taco are clean and safe for everyone. Share these taco jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
- Waiter waiter! Theres a bee in my taco!
- Yes sir, its the fly’s day off.
- Waiter! There is a fly in the salsa!
- Don’t worry, the spider in your taco will get him!
- Waiter! What is the moldy stuff?
- Thats a bean taco.
- Im sure it’s been a taco, but what is it now?!?
- Waiter! Whats wrong with the eggs in this breakfast taco?
- I don’t know sir, I only laid the table.
- Waiter! Why is there a fly in my taco!
- I’m so sorry! I must have missed it when I picked out the others!
A balanced diet is a taco in both hands.
Did that taco chef act rudely toward me?Answer: Yeah, he was jalapeño business.
Don’t tell me to stop eating so many tacos. I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life.
How do taco chefs live their lives?Answer: By seasoning the moment!
How do tacos say grace?Answer: Lettuce pray.
I know it’s early, but I’m already thinking about tacos.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Waiter!
Waiter who?
Waiter minute while I bring you some tacos!
Live every day like it’s taco tuesday.
Waiter! Theres a dead fly in my taco!
Yeah, they can’t take the spicy jalapenios
What did the taco say to the burrito?Answer: Where you bean?
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