What did the Taqueria chef say he did on vacation?Answer: Taco bout what an awesome time he had!
What do Mexican clocks say?Answer: Tick taco
What do you call a beautiful woman who likes Mexican food?Answer: Taco Belle
What does a depressed tortilla say?Answer: I don’t wanna taco ’bout it.
What is a spicy tacos favorite movie?Answer: Catch me if you Cayenne!
Whats better than a talking mouth?Answer: A taco in my mouth!
Where are the best tacos served?Answer: In the Gulp of Mexico!
Where did the taco go for drinks?Answer: The Salad Bar!
Which restaurant loves princesses?Answer: Taco BELLE!
Why are mexican restaurants usually kept secret?Answer: No one will taco bout it.
Why can’t you trust tacos?Answer: They tend to spill the beans.
Why did the taco chef stop cooking?Answer: He ran out of thyme.
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