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Before going away on another adventure, Goldilocks first stopped at Yoda’s house.
Goldilocks said to Yoda, “I’m leaving on my new adventure.”
Yoda said, “Wherever you go, may the porridge be with you.”
Did you see the film about the Hot Dog?Answer: It was an Oscar-weiner!
Did you see the new movie about maple syrup?Answer: It starts out sappy but ends up sweet.
Did you see the Will Smith movie about McDonalds?Answer: It's called the "Pursuit of Happy Meals".
Do you know what Bruce Lee’s vegetarian brother is called?Answer: Brocco Lee.
How do you strike fear into a pie?Answer: With a very cherry movie.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?Answer: On the dark side!
How does Harry Potter order tequila shots?Answer: Patron us!
I put a lot of basil, parsley, rosemary and thyme in my old Volkswagen Beetle.....it became herby (Herbie).
Monty Python and the Holy Grill is the funnies barbeque movie of all time.
What are chefs always trying the win?Answer: The Hunger Games.
What did Forrest Gump say to his bowl of pasta?Answer: I love you, penne!
What did the bottle of water say to the spy?Answer: The name’s Bond … Hydrogen bond.
What do you call a scary movie about vegetables?Answer: The Broccoli Horror Picture Show!
What do you call a smooth movie?Answer: A smoothie
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