Funny movie jokes

Before going away on another adventure, Goldilocks first stopped at Yoda’s house.
Goldilocks said to Yoda, “I’m leaving on my new adventure.”
Yoda said, “Wherever you go, may the porridge be with you.”

Did you see the film about the Hot Dog?

Answer: It was an Oscar-weiner!

Did you see the new movie about maple syrup?

Answer: It starts out sappy but ends up sweet.

Did you see the Will Smith movie about McDonalds?

Answer: It's called the "Pursuit of Happy Meals".

Do you know what Bruce Lee’s vegetarian brother is called?

Answer: Brocco Lee.

How do you strike fear into a pie?

Answer: With a very cherry movie.

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Answer: On the dark side!

How does Harry Potter order tequila shots?

Answer: Patron us!

What are chefs always trying the win?

Answer: The Hunger Games.

What did Forrest Gump say to his bowl of pasta?

Answer: I love you, penne!

What did the bottle of water say to the spy?

Answer: The name’s Bond … Hydrogen bond.

What do you call a scary movie about vegetables?

Answer: The Broccoli Horror Picture Show!

What do you call a smooth movie?

Answer: A smoothie

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate in his fur?

Answer: A choc chip wookie!

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating spaghetti?

Answer: Pasta la vista, baby!

What does Thanos use to season his food?

Answer: He uses the thyme stone.

What horror movie do all vegetables love?

Answer: Silence Of The Yams.

What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?

Answer: Bicarbonate of Yoda

What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?

Answer: Licence to Krill.

What is a ghost peppers favorite Leonardo Dicaprio film?

Answer: Catch me if you Cayenne.

What is a Jawa's favorite fruit?

Answer: Ooh ooh zucchini.

What is a pizza’s favorite movie?

Answer: Pie hard.

What is a spicy tacos favorite movie?

Answer: Catch me if you Cayenne!

What is the pickles’ favorite classic movie?

Answer: To Dill a Mockingbird

What movie do chips like the most?

Answer: Nacho-nal Treasure!

What type of cheese is commonly served on horror movie sets?

Answer: Gore-gonzola!

What was the first thing Luke Skywalker said to the diners at his new restaurant?

Answer: May the forks be with you.

What would you get if Miss Piggy and Jackie Chan got married and had kids?

Answer: Pork chops.

What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything?

Answer: Three Men And A Baby

What's a horror nuts favorite movie?

Answer: The Creature from the Black Legume

What's Thanos' favorite drink?

Answer: Snapple

What’s a dessert’s favorite actor?

Answer: Robert Brownie, Jr!

What’s a flower’s favorite drink at the movie theater?

Answer: Root beer

What’s a jack o’ lantern’s favorite movie?

Answer: Pulp Fiction!

What’s a sea serpent’s favorite meal?

Answer: Fish and ships!

What’s fat, slimy, and drinks a lot of Coffee?

Answer: Java the Hut

What’s the name of the scary movie about bacon?

Answer: Frankenswine

Who serves food at the Star Wars Taqueria?

Answer: Darth Waiter

Why did Neo have to eat his cereal with a fork?

Answer: Cos there is no spoon

Why didn’t the butter take the part in the new movie?

Answer: Because it didn’t like the roll it was being offered.

Why does Thanos eat cereal?

Answer: Because it's part of a well balanced breakfast

Why is popcorn way better than a movie?

Answer: Because they are just so much butter.