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A cow went to a bbq restaurant to complain that her reputation is at stake.
A group of animal rights activists attempted to poison a barbecue. However, the poison didn't work. Should have tested it on animals.
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed. So the man says to his wife "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill!" She ignores the remark. Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."
Baby, don’t miss my BBQ because you’ll love my meet in your mouth.
Did you know that it’s a waste lighting up a bbq pit for a small sausage? That’s what Jim’s wife told him last night.
How do you know pickles love a good barbecue?Answer: They relish the moment.
Monty Python and the Holy Grill is the funnies barbeque movie of all time.
The skeleton went to a BBQ to get spare ribs.
What did the grill master say to the vegan?Answer: Sorry, I can't listen to your rantings right now, while more important things are at steak.
What do you call a BBQ pun?Answer: A meataphor
What do you get if you cross a doll with some ketchup, honey, mustard and onions in Kansas City?Answer: Barbie-que sauce
What does a good beef steak hot off the barbeque have in common with sex?Answer: They're both very rare.
What is a beef BBQ lover's favorite song lyric?Answer: Is it meat you're looking for?
What spoiled the big Fourth of July beef steak BBQ?Answer: When the mosquitoes next door dropped by for a bite.
What's a social gathering where everyone has beef with everyone?Answer: BBQ
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