Funny barbecue jokes

What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

Answer: South Korean BBQ has more Seoul.

Why are hamburgers so happy at barbeques?

Answer: They get to meet all their old flames.

Why are steaks so happy at barbeques?

Answer: They get to meet all their old flames.

Why can't Chinese barbecue?

Answer: Because the rice falls through the grill.

Why can't Mexicans have a barbeque?

Answer: The beans keep falling through the grill.

Why did the dog stay away from the grill?

Answer: He didn’t want to be the HOT DOG!

Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?

Answer: To get another rib.

Why don’t Italians have BBQs?

Answer: The spaghetti falls through the grill.

Why is daddy hugging his barbecue?

Answer: Because it is the grill of his dreams.

Why was the cannibal cop arrested?

Answer: He was caught grilling his suspects!