Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Funny burger jokes
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Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?Answer: Only if they have a very frank relationship!
Did you hear about the hamburger who couldn't stop making jokes?Answer: He was on a roll!
Everyday, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. End the violence now. Eat a burger!
How are UFO’s related to hamburgers?Answer: Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!
How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?Answer: With burger alarms!
How do you make a cheeseburger sad?Answer: Make it with blue cheese!
How do you make a hamburger smile?Answer: Pickle it gently!
How does the man in the moon eat his home delivery hamburgers?Answer: On satellite dishes.
Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers?Answer: No, you should eat your fingers separately!
McDonald's once partnered with Star Wars and made Wookie burgers. But they had to take them off the menu because they got complaints that they were too Chewy.
What did Mr.Hamburger name his daughter?Answer: Patty
What did the frog order at the burger place?Answer: French flies and a diet croak.
What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?Answer: Hot dog!
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?Answer: An ice burger with chili sauce.
What do frogs like to eat with their hamburgers?Answer: French flies.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?Answer: Iceburgers
What do some people have against cheeseburgers?Answer: They say, ‘Burgers can’t be cheesy!’
What do you call a pig thief?Answer: A hamburglar
What do you call someone who steals pigs?Answer: A ham-burglar.
What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?Answer: A big mac!
What happened to the hamburger that missed too much school?Answer: He had to stay after school to ketchup.
What happens when two hamburgers on the grill fall in love?Answer: They live together in holy meatrimony!
What is a Penguin's favourite salad?Answer: Iceberg lettuce.
What is the hamburgers’ motto?Answer: If at first you don’t succeed, fry, fry again!
What kind of baseball do burgers play?Answer: Ketchup baseball!
What kind of security systems do fast food places have?Answer: Burger Alarms
Where did the hamburger go on New Year’s Eve?Answer: To the meat ball!
Where do hamburgers dance?Answer: A meat ball.
Who can beat any burger at golf?Answer: A links sausage!
Why are hamburgers so happy at barbeques?Answer: They get to meet all their old flames.
Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?Answer: Because it’s a FAST food!
Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?Answer: They won’t talk no matter how you grill them!
Why was the hamburger thrown out of the army?Answer: Because he couldn't pass the mustard.
Why was the pig hired at the restaurant?Answer: He was good at bacon burgers.
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