Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny burger jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes burgers. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about burger are clean and safe for everyone. Share these burger jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?Answer: Only if they have a very frank relationship!
Did you hear about the hamburger who couldn't stop making jokes?Answer: He was on a roll!
Everyday, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. End the violence now. Eat a burger!
How are UFO’s related to hamburgers?Answer: Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!
How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?Answer: With burger alarms!
How do you make a cheeseburger sad?Answer: Make it with blue cheese!
How do you make a hamburger smile?Answer: Pickle it gently!
How does the man in the moon eat his home delivery hamburgers?Answer: On satellite dishes.
Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers?Answer: No, you should eat your fingers separately!
What did Mr.Hamburger name his daughter?Answer: Patty
What did the frog order at the burger place?Answer: French flies and a diet croak.
What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?Answer: Hot dog!
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?Answer: An ice burger with chili sauce.
What do frogs like to eat with their hamburgers?Answer: French flies.
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