Funny burger jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny burger jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes burgers. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about burger are clean and safe for everyone. Share these burger jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?
Did you hear about the hamburger who couldn't stop making jokes?
Everyday, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. End the violence now. Eat a burger!
How are UFO’s related to hamburgers?
How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?
How do you make a cheeseburger sad?
How do you make a hamburger smile?
How does the man in the moon eat his home delivery hamburgers?
Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers?
What did Mr.Hamburger name his daughter?
What did the frog order at the burger place?
What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
What do frogs like to eat with their hamburgers?

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