Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny hot dog jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes hot dogs. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about hot dog are clean and safe for everyone. Share these hot dog jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?Answer: Only if they have a very frank relationship!
Did you see the film about the Hot Dog?Answer: It was an Oscar-weiner!
How did the hotdog ask the ketchup out?Answer: He mustard up the courage.
How do you make a hot dog stand?Answer: Take away its chair.
What did the constipated hot dog say?Answer: Muuussttuurrrdd!!
What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?Answer: Hot dog!
What did the hot dog say after the race?Answer: I’m the weiner.
What did the mom say when her kid dropped their hotdog?Answer: It could always be wurst!
What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?Answer: A Hallo-weenie
What do you give to a dog with a fever?Answer: Mustard is always the best thing for a hot dog!
Why are hot dogs the best dogs?Answer: Because they feed the hand that bites them.
Why are hot dogs the weirdest dogs?Answer: Because most of them are inbred
Why did he have a hot dog in his shoe?Answer: It was a foot-long.
Why did the dog stay away from the grill?Answer: He didn’t want to be the HOT DOG!
Why do all hot dogs look the same after coming off the grill?Answer: Because they are in bread.
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