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Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?Answer: Only if they have a very frank relationship!
Girl: "I love you so much, I could never live without you."
Boy: "Is that you or the champagne talking?"
Girl: "It's me talking to the champagne."
How can you tell if you are in love?Answer: If they stole a pizza your heart.
How does a coffee lover hit on a woman?Answer: I’ve been thinking about you a latte.
How does bread woo a lover?Answer: With lots of flours.
I have a vegan girlfriend. Don’t get me wrong, I love her very much.
But sometimes I think she just looks at me like a piece of carrot.
What did Forrest Gump say to his bowl of pasta?Answer: I love you, penne!
What did one bread lover say to the other?Answer: Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?Answer: Let’s grow mold together.
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?Answer: A hug and a quiche!
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?Answer: You make me melt.
What did the mama melon say to the baby melon's boyfriend?Answer: You cant-eloupe!
What did the pumpkin say to his girlfriend?Answer: You're gourd-geous!
What do you call a bee’s love?Answer: Honey
What do you call a cabbage that's in love?Answer: Head over heels.
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