Funny love jokes

Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?

Answer: Only if they have a very frank relationship!

Girl: "I love you so much, I could never live without you."
Boy: "Is that you or the champagne talking?"
Girl: "It's me talking to the champagne."

How can you tell if you are in love?

Answer: If they stole a pizza your heart.

How does a coffee lover hit on a woman?

Answer: I’ve been thinking about you a latte.

How does bread woo a lover?

Answer: With lots of flours.

I have a vegan girlfriend. Don’t get me wrong, I love her very much.

But sometimes I think she just looks at me like a piece of carrot.

What did Forrest Gump say to his bowl of pasta?

Answer: I love you, penne!

What did one bread lover say to the other?

Answer: Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.

What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?

Answer: Let’s grow mold together.

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Answer: A hug and a quiche!

What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?

Answer: You make me melt.

What did the mama melon say to the baby melon's boyfriend?

Answer: You cant-eloupe!

What did the pumpkin say to his girlfriend?

Answer: You're gourd-geous!

What do you call a bee’s love?

Answer: Honey

What do you call a cabbage that's in love?

Answer: Head over heels.

What do you call it when 2 chips fall in love?

Answer: A relation-dip.

What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?

Answer: You gouda brie kidding!

What happens when two hamburgers on the grill fall in love?

Answer: They live together in holy meatrimony!

What happens when you go on a date with a root vegetable?

Answer: Your heart beets fast.

What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?

Answer: The Stilton.

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Answer: Lettuce alone without dressing.

What's on a honeymoon salad?

Answer: Lettuce alone with no dressin.

Why are chefs good lovers?

Answer: Because they understand the pan needs to be hot before putting their meat in

Why did bread break up with margerine?

Answer: For a butter love!

Why did the bee get married?

Answer: He found his honey!

Why did the grape go out with a prune?

Answer: He couldn’t find a date!

Why did the pineapple go out with a prune?

Answer: Because he couldn't find a date!

Why do melons have weddings?

Answer: Because they cantaloupe!

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Answer: Because its got heart.

Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef?

Answer: He'll dessert you!