Funny dirty jokes

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A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed. So the man says to his wife "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill!" She ignores the remark. Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."
Baby, don’t miss my BBQ because you’ll love my meet in your mouth.
Did you know that it’s a waste lighting up a bbq pit for a small sausage? That’s what Jim’s wife told him last night.
How is delivered pizza like sex?
What do you call a pumpkin who spits his seeds everywhere?
What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
You know how I spice things up in the bedroom?

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