Funny tv jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny tv jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes tvs. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about tv are clean and safe for everyone. Share these tv jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud together!

I missed the documentary on TV on how they make tomato sauce...I guess I’ll have to watch it on ketch up.

Ketchup, Oneliner, Sauce, Tomato, TV

What do they call The Bachelorette in Spanish?
Answer: Pico de Gallo

Cuisine, Salsa, TV

What does Dr Who eat with their pizza?
Answer: Dalek bread!

What is ice cream’s favorite TV show?
Answer: Game of Cones.

What is the baby cuke's favorite TV network?
Answer: Pickleodeon

What is the cherries favourite cartoon?
Answer: Tom and Cherry

What's a cheese's favourite TV channel?
Answer: The Brie Brie C!

Brie, Cheese, TV

What's an ice cream's favourite TV show?
Answer: Game of Cones!

What’s a foodie’s favorite TV show?
Answer: Breaking Bread!

Why do people on a diet eat TV dinners?
Answer: So they could watch what they eat!

Why is A TV junkie like a hungry kid that just woke up?
Answer: Because they both like cereals/serials!

Cereal, Kid, TV

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