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Following a recipe, says I need: apples, five cubed. 125 sounds like a lot of apples for a pie…
In which school do you learn to make ice cream?Answer: Sunday School
What did Santa’s mom pack in his school lunch?Answer: Ho ho homemade cookies!
What did the coffee say after the donut asked him a math problem?Answer: I donut know.
What did the college tea say to his buddy?Answer: Cool story, brew.
What did the Native American do after culinary school?Answer: He became a Souix chef.
What do school bus drivers put on their pancakes?Answer: Traffic jam
What happened to the hamburger that missed too much school?Answer: He had to stay after school to ketchup.
What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?Answer: Pi
What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?Answer: One baits his hook, the other hates his book.
What Tex-Mex food is good at math?Answer: Inch-iladas.
What’s a grammar teacher’s favorite herb?Answer: Parse-ley!
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?Answer: The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?Answer: Sundae school.
Why did the gingerbread boy stay home from school?Answer: Because he felt crumby!
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