Funny school jokes

In which school do you learn to make ice cream?

Answer: Sunday School

What did Santa’s mom pack in his school lunch?

Answer: Ho ho homemade cookies!

What did the coffee say after the donut asked him a math problem?

Answer: I donut know.

What did the college tea say to his buddy?

Answer: Cool story, brew.

What did the Native American do after culinary school?

Answer: He became a Souix chef.

What do school bus drivers put on their pancakes?

Answer: Traffic jam

What happened to the hamburger that missed too much school?

Answer: He had to stay after school to ketchup.

What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?

Answer: Pi

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

Answer: One baits his hook, the other hates his book.

What Tex-Mex food is good at math?

Answer: Inch-iladas.

What’s a grammar teacher’s favorite herb?

Answer: Parse-ley!

What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?

Answer: The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”

Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?

Answer: Sundae school.

Why did the gingerbread boy stay home from school?

Answer: Because he felt crumby!

Why did the Skittles go to school?

Answer: They wanted to become Smarties!

Why did the Smartie go to school?

Answer: Because he wanted to be smarter.

Why did the student eat his homework?

Answer: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Why do they never serve beer at a math party?

Answer: Because you can’t drink and derive.

Why do university administrators love asparagus?

Answer: It’s all stem.

Yo mamma is so fat, the only good grade she got in school was an "A" in lunch.