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Who's there?
Ear!
Ear who?
Ears looking at you kid!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
I'm nacho momma!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body seen the turkey?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana split!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bean
Bean who?
Bean a while since I last saw ya!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Butcher.
Butcher who?
Butcher your arms around me!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cherry.
Cherry who?
Cherry oh, see you later!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Curry!
Curry who?
Curry me back home will you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes me. Who are you?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Garden.
Garden who?
Stop garden the gate, it’s harvest time!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and finish carving the turkey, we're starving!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ice Cream
Ice Cream who?
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
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