Funny knock, knock jokes

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ear!
Ear who?
Ears looking at you kid!
Knock, knock
Submitted by Mystery
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body seen the turkey?
Knock, knock, Turkey
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana split!
Banana, Knock, knock
Submitted by Denton
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bean
Bean who?
Bean a while since I last saw ya!
Bean, Knock, knock
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Butcher.
Butcher who?
Butcher your arms around me!
Butcher, Knock, knock
Submitted by Beyonce
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
Knock, knock, Peanut
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!
Cheese, Knock, knock
Submitted by Jocke
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cherry.
Cherry who?
Cherry oh, see you later!
Cherry, Knock, knock
Submitted by Benny
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Curry!
Curry who?
Curry me back home will you!
Curry, Knock, knock
Submitted by Torsten
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Garden.
Garden who?
Stop garden the gate, it’s harvest time!
Garden, Knock, knock
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and finish carving the turkey, we're starving!
Knock, knock, Turkey
Submitted by Peace!!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.
Honey, Knock, knock
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ice Cream
Ice Cream who?
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
Ice cream, Knock, knock
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I'll tell you!
Ketchup, Knock, knock
Submitted by Wuzzy
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lemon Meringue.
Lemon Meringue who?
Lemon Meringue the bell, but nobody answered!
Knock, knock, Lemon
Submitted by Tomas
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Knock, knock, Lettuce
Submitted by Sheila
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mabel!
Mabel who?
Mabel syrup is lovely on puddings!
Knock, knock, Maple syrup
Submitted by GTP
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Orange juice!
Orange juice who?
Orange juice sorry you asked?
Knock, knock, Orange
Submitted by Plant Powers
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Parsley!
Parsley who?
Parsley the sauce please!
Knock, knock, Parsley, Sauce
Submitted by dave
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas let me in now!
Knock, knock, Pea
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Phillip that basket, I need help picking the beans!
Bean, Knock, knock
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pudding!
Pudding who?
Pudding on your shoes before your trousers is a bad idea!
Knock, knock, Pudding
Submitted by Ali
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Rice!
Rice, who?
Rice to meet you!
Knock, knock, Rice
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Rice.
Rice who?
Rice you to the swings.
Knock, knock, Rice
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Stew!
Stew who?
Stew cold out here, let me in!
Knock, knock, Stew
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Turnip!
Turnip who?
Turnip the radio please!
Knock, knock, Turnip
Submitted by werouh
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wok.
Wok who?
Wok, don’t run.
Knock, knock, Wok
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Waffle!
Waffle who?
Stop waffling around and open the door!
Knock, knock, Waffle
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Breakfast
Breakfast who?
Stop eating your 2nd breakfast
Breakfast, Knock, knock
Submitted by maryhadalittlelamb
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Peas!
Peas who?
I peas ma pants!
Knock, knock
Submitted by Funa
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butter!
Butter who?
Butter wrap up – it’s cold out here!
Butter, Knock, knock
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cashew.
Cashew who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock, Nut
Submitted by Shemika
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cookie!
Cookie who?
Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food!
Cookie, Knock, knock
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Curry.
Curry who?
Curry this cake to the table so we can start the party.
Curry, Knock, knock, Party
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Falafel.
Falafel who?
Falafel about the fight!
Falafel, Knock, knock
Submitted by Thomas
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Falafel.
Falafel who?
Falafel my bike and hurt my leg.
Falafel, Knock, knock
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gino!
Gino Who?
Gino these strawberries are absolutely delicious, try them!
Knock, knock, Strawberry
Submitted by Little star
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Irish stew.
Irish stew, who?
Irish stew in the name of the law.
Knock, knock, Stew
Submitted by Bryson
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time to make the donuts!
Donut, Knock, knock
Submitted by asdf
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Knock, knock, Orange
Submitted by Plant Powers
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Toph
Toph who?
Sorry, we don’t serve tofu.
Knock, knock, Tofu
Submitted by JJJ
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip
Turnip, who?
Turnip the heat, it’s cold in here!
Knock, knock, Turnip
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Waiter!
Waiter who?
Waiter minute while I bring you some tacos!
Knock, knock, Taco, Waiter
Submitted by M.Farsetti
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wok!
Wok who?
I wok all the way here and you won’t even let me come in!
Knock, knock, Wok
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yogurt.
Yogurt who?
Yogurt to love my jokes!
Knock, knock, Yogurt
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
That’s my favorite kind of milk.
Knock, knock, Milk

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