Funny knock, knock jokes

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I'll tell you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lemon Meringue.
Lemon Meringue who?
Lemon Meringue the bell, but nobody answered!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mabel!
Mabel who?
Mabel syrup is lovely on puddings!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Orange juice!
Orange juice who?
Orange juice sorry you asked?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Parsley!
Parsley who?
Parsley the sauce please!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas let me in now!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Phillip that basket, I need help picking the beans!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pudding!
Pudding who?
Pudding on your shoes before your trousers is a bad idea!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Rice!
Rice, who?
Rice to meet you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Rice.
Rice who?
Rice you to the swings.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Soup
Soup who?
Superman!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Stew!
Stew who?
Stew cold out here, let me in!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Turnip!
Turnip who?
Turnip the radio please!

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