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Back to IngredientI put a lot of basil, parsley, rosemary and thyme in my old Volkswagen Beetle.....it became herby (Herbie).
If a parsley farmer is sued...could they garnish his wages?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Parsley!
Parsley who?
Parsley the sauce please!
What did one herb say to the other when they he was late?Answer: It is parsley thyme, oregano go to work?
What do you call an herb that sings?Answer: Elvis Parsley
What is green and sings?Answer: Elvis Parsley
Why did the man quit his job at the organic parsley farm?Answer: They kept garnishing his paycheck.
Why was Ginger the only real Spice Girl?Answer: Because Cumin, Parsley, Basil and Garlic were rejected...
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