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Funny pick up lines jokes
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Click here to find more amazing and funny pick up lines.Are you an onion? Cuz every time I see you I cry with happiness.
Are you sushi? Because I like it raw.
Call me cheesy, but I melt when I’m in your warm embrace.
Could you help me out? I'm trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I need a second opinion.
Did it hurt when you falafel from heaven?
Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty.
Hey baby, If I was a soda, I would Mountain Dew you.
Hey dude, are you a pork roast? 'Cause you are really well done.
Hey girl, put down that cupcake, you're already too sweet.
How do you get your protein?
I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?
I really like your cool demeanor. Wasabi my valentine?
I'll eat Hip Whip on anything.
Is that a butternut squash in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Is that Tofu in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me.
May I take your picture? It's for the World's Sexiest Vegetarian competition.
Mmmmm. I could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.
So what’s it gonna take, to get you to “turnip” to my place?
The only thing missing in my picnic basket is you.
Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?
What pick up line does yeast use on flour?Answer: I bread your pardon!
What was the ice cream cone’s naughty pick up line?Answer: Wanna lick me?
What was the watermelon’s naughty pick-up line?Answer: Want to see my melons?
What's a dessert's favorite pick-up line?Answer: Pie like you berry much.
What's your favorite thing to do with agave nectar?
What’s a fruit’s favorite pick up line?Answer: This may sound bananas, but I find you appealing!
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?Answer: His pick-up line was too cheesey.
You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you!
Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it?
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