Funny pick up lines jokes

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Is that Tofu in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me.
Pick Up Lines, Tofu
May I take your picture? It's for the World's Sexiest Vegetarian competition.
Pick Up Lines
Mmmmm. I could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.
Pick Up Lines
So what’s it gonna take, to get you to “turnip” to my place?
Pick Up Lines, Vegetable
The only thing missing in my picnic basket is you.
Pick Up Lines, Picnic
Submitted by o.p
Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?
Pick Up Lines
Submitted by Emmanuel
What pick up line does yeast use on flour?
Bread, Flour, Pick Up Lines, Yeast
Submitted by MrBaker
What was the ice cream cone’s naughty pick up line?
Ice cream, Pick Up Lines
What was the watermelon’s naughty pick-up line?
Pick Up Lines, Watermelon
What's a dessert's favorite pick-up line?
Berry, Dessert, Pick Up Lines, Pie
Submitted by Jack
What's your favorite thing to do with agave nectar?
Pick Up Lines
What’s a fruit’s favorite pick up line?
Banana, Fruit, Pick Up Lines
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
Cheese, Pick Up Lines
You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you!
Cutlery, Pick Up Lines, Yogurt
Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it?
Pick Up Lines

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