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Funny picnic jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny picnic jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes picnics. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about picnic are clean and safe for everyone. Share these picnic jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

A bus full of housewives going on a picnic crashed with no survivors.
Each husband cried for a week, but one husband continued for more than two weeks.
When asked he replied miserably...
"My wife missed the bus"
Mommy, daddy and little lion are having a picnic.
As soon as they've taken seat on their blanket, little lion wants to start eating.
"Hold on," says daddy lion.
"We first need to prey."
Nothing's better than a picnic.
Zooey Deschanel
The only thing missing in my picnic basket is you.
Who comes to picnics but are never invited?
Why did the car stop for a picnic?
Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

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